The Famous RuneScape Players Introduction
jeff on October 24th, 2010
All of the people who play Runescape maybe just know Runescape, this time I am knowing some famous runescape gamers from other site and like to share for helping you know much more~
From the god forsaken noob to the ultimate no lifing nut.
ELVEMAGE
Fame Factor: 9/10
Elvemage was the Lord of Pking, back in the good ‘ol days of the Wildy. He was considered by many of the RuneScape population to be the cheapest yet most legendary pker ever. Elvemage was genius enough to exploit the wilderness to his advantage; he invented several highly successful tactics including the hit-and-run, lure, ambush, and the pile. In fact, these tactics were so successful that Jagex had to eventually ban Elvemage because he was essentially pwning the very shits out of everyone that ventured into the wildy; the wildy was Elvemage territory – Fuck off Or Die. Pretty soon Elvemage had a legion of devoted followers behind his back, and thus achieved God Status throughout RuneScape. Aforementioned, Elvemage was soon banned by the cocksuckers known as Jagex due to owning noobs. After being banned, Elvemage played another shitfested MMORPG called “World of Warcraft”. Other fuckworthy PvP players include: Kids Ranqe and Pur3lized.
DURIAL321
Fame Factor: 5/10
On the eve of September 22nd 2006, the biggest bug in RuneScape history was triggered by Durial321 in Falador. This bug was known as the Falador Massacre, a truly horrifying day for the crew at Jagex. Apparently what happened was that Durial321 including a bunch of other cockmunchers were suddenly kicked from a fat bastard’s boxing arena. Upon being teleported to Faladorsquare, Durial321 still found the ‘attack’ option above many of the player’s heads. So he went on a killing rampage and fucking tore the place down. And since Durial321 was a level 100 >, there were plenty of sitting ducks waiting to be owned. Soon Jagex realized the horror that was happening, as Durial321 went on an uncontrolled, berserk massacre with his dragon scimitar. The entire Falador population went batshit insane, as moderatorfaggots kept telling people to bank their items (seriously, the powers Jagex gives their moderators back then are simply pathetic). Durial321 accumulated about a dozen party hats through the killing, all equalling to about 5 billion GP. Many noobs were trailing behind Durial321 in his epic quest for pwnage, before Jagex finally blocked him from the RuneScape server, then permenantely banned Durial321 for bug abuse. Many valuable items were lost, thus fucking up the flux of RuneScape currency. There is not much footage of the actual Falador Massacre. Durial321 also had a couple of high levelled friends that accompanied him on his killing rampage.
